Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Thursday, June 5th, 2008Speaking as someone who was practically raised at the teat of George Lucas and his composer-general John Williams, it goes without saying that I really had to go see this movie. After the Star Wars prequels, my expectations were not high. Leading up to the release, one could really only hope that the rollicking, grin-inducing moments of this new film would outnumber the “why, George, whyyy???” moments that we were practically guaranteed to receive. I have in recent days sought some solace in the fact that if there was a character in popular modern cinema who could carry a movie through sheer charisma, it probably would be Harrison Ford at his sheepish best playing Indiana Jones.
And the verdict? Make no mistake, this is the most absurd and somehow empty movie in the Indiana Jones franchise. On the flip side of the coin, I still enjoyed it thoroughly, and if you love the joyful adventure of the previous Indiana Jones movies, you will too. Harrison Ford was perhaps born to play this character. He does not look too old to play the part, and there are a few moments in this movie that will leave you with a slightly nostalgic grin from ear to ear. Cate Blanchett plays surely one of the most vampy villains in recent memory, and carries the somewhat threadbare character she has been given with aplomb. John Hurt is actually quite a bit of fun as the usually non-sensical Professor Oxley, and Shia LaBeouf is much better than I thought he would be.
The story is of course on the silly side: it starts fairly silly and it ends with a spectacular barrage of vintage Lucas silliness. There are a couple of occasions towards the end of the film when one realises that the world of Indiana Jones is one in which there is no place too illogical in which to have a secret passage or a hidden door elaborately concealed through mechanisms impossible. But you know, that doesn’t really matter. If you have any attachment at all to the previous movies, you will find something to like here. You will rejoice in the nuggets of rough-hewn gold hidden amongst the nonsense, some of which, mind, is wonderful nonsense.
The only questions that remain are: will Harrison Ford now finally hang up the hat? And what will George Lucas inject his fun-loving, frustrating self into next?


